Could not resist re-blogging because the story that goes along with the poppers is so stupid I just had to share.
When I was in 3rd grade, I thought it was funny to stick one of these on my face. You turn them inside out, and when they right themselves, they pop up. I turned one inside out and stuck it on my chin. Instead of popping off my face it got stuck, leaving me with a chin hickey.
My mom wouldn’t let me stay home from school the next day (what a tyrant!), so I spent the whole next day unsuccessfully trying to keep my chin tucked into my turtle neck.
Poppers
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